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The Devil Flew Down to Georgia….
Oh, the Devil flew down to Georgia
They took his mugshot there
With a stony look upon his face
But they didn’t muss up his hair.
The Sheriff took his fingerprints,
Then sent him on his way.
He flew back home to Satan’s lair
Up in Bedminster, NJ
The Evil One was quite annoyed
Saying “My Base will have to pay!
For me to fight the Radical Left
Who treated me this way.”
“I’ll get them Demo bastards
And them RINO douchebags, too.
For those who say they’re after me?
Well, I’m comin’ after YOU!”
He gave up Mar-A-Lago
To his fawning namesake son
He thought he could avoid the law
But that’s not how it’s done.
A legal exorcist named Jack
Has many lawful tricks
And way up in Manhattan
The DA is quite slick.
But down South in Atlanta
The DA is the Queen.
Yes, the Devil’s finally met his match
In the best fight ever…
